Seven things you may or may not know about me....

This seven thing meme has been going around in various forms. I thought I would grab hold and do my own.

1 - First off I have to state very clearly. I.Am.Not.Pregnant. I appreciate the well wishes and congratulations in my comments on my Friday Feast post. For dessert I was to "Write one sentence about yourself that includes one thing that is true and another thing that is not." It is true that I have four children, but it is not true that I am expecting our fifth child this fall. You see it is physically impossible for us to get pregnant. If by some miracle I did get pregnant it would be just that, a miracle, or my hubby would be wondering whose bed my boots have been under. If you catch me drift. Thanks again though for your kind congratulations on my non pregnancy pregnancy.

2 - I use to have a rock collection when I was a little girl. One day I got a clever idea that I would set it all out in our front yard and then charge people to see it. Kind of my own version of a lemonade stand. Yes, I was a sad pathetic little girl. I seem to remember that my grandpa was the only one that actually paid me money to see it. Grandpas are nice that way.

3 - During christmas break of my sophmore year in high school I had minor surgery on both my feet. When we went back to school after christmas break I had to wear those walking cast thingies on both feet. Only for a week . I remember walking to classes and hearing people say, "She broke both her feet?" Someone even asked me if I had a skiing accident. Needless to say I was more than thrilled to not have to wear them to school anymore.

4 - When I was younger I wanted to be an 0lympic gymnast. I used to love watching the 0lympics on TV and dreaming of being in the 0lympics someday. We had a trampoline and I would perform my own tricks and flips. I even taught myself how to do back flips. It is a miracle that I never broke my neck. Though I did get whiplash once, from doing a seat. I think I was having a seat war with someone. I lost.

5 - Once in Junior High I lied about being in detention so that I could eat lunch with my friend who actually was in detention. Only thing is some how I ended up having to spend lunch in the office, by myself.

6 - I like to make funny faces. Somehow this has rubbed of onto my children. My husband has been affected by this as well. Digital cameras are soooo much fun....

We were taking a picture to see who had the biggest mouth. He does hands down, but you wouldn't know it based on this picture.

7 - I steal my children's candy. Each month my visiting teacher's bring a small treat for each of my children. Sometimes my children actually get it. It depends on if there is chocolate involved and how close it is to that time of the month. When it is that time of the month I have been known to tear through my entire kitchen searching for any chocolate I can get my hands on.

So, there you have it. If you would like to play along let me know.